Homer: Do you sell toys?
Shopkeeper: We sell forbidden objects from places men dare to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt which I call frogurt.
Homer: Well, I need something for my son's birthday.
Shopkeeper: Ah, perhaps this will please the gentleman.Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse.
Homer: Ooooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt.
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of topping.
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
Homer: ..........
Shopkeeper: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?
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